Thursday, May 19, 2011

WWE Superstars Recap from San Antonio & Corpus Christi, TX. 5/19

Photos via: WWE.com

Internet Brodcaster: WWE.com

Internet Commentators: Scott Stanford & Josh Matthews, & Jack Korpela & Matt Striker.

Ring Announcer: Brandi Reed.

Taped 5/16 from AT&T Center in San Antonio,TX. & 5/17 from American Bank Center in Corpus Christi, TX.

In Attendence: Rick "The Sign Guy"

Video: Superstars Opening.

Graphic: Bourne/McIntyre tonight.

1. Tyson Kidd w/ Michael Hayes vs Yoshi Tatsu. Ref Rod Zapata. Before the match, Hayes tells Yoshi to calm down before someone knocks him out. Hayes talk about his past in Texas and how everybody should be having a good time seeing they just escaped from their pathetic lives. Hayes says its important to hear the truth that the fans don't have anything special about them like Yoshi does'nt. Hayes says Kidd has ambition. Hayes says the fans don't have that and don't even know how to spell that(correct lol). Hayes spells it out but Zapata cuts him off. Striker sats Hayes spelt it wrong. Zapata yells at Hayes to leave the ring. Yoshi wins with a Japanese Buzzsaw kick. Hayes lays out Kidd and says he has better things to do don't fail me.

Commerical: WWE Films DVD.

Graphic: Ryder/Hawkins vs Santino/Vladmir next.

Graphic: WWE "Fact" of the night.

Video Recap: Ryder/Vladmir last week.

2. Santino Marella & Vladmir Kozlov vs Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins. Ref Nunzio. Santino wins with the cobra on Hawkins.

WWE Superstars: May 19, 2011

Matthews & Stanford hype the PPV.

3. Evan Bourne vs Drew McIntyre. Ref Mike Chioda. You can hear Evan & Drew talking to each other. Drew wins with the Future Shock DDT.



(End Of Show).

My Rating 4.3/5 Great Show, With alot of storyline on Superstars! Wish WWE would of been smart enough for storylines on WGN before they got knocked off.

Best Parts

1. Yoshi/Kidd a good match and great story stuff with Hayes. Like seeing Storylines on Superstars with Kidd & Hayes.

2. Bourne/McIntyre. Nice match.

3. No Commercial Breaks, No Video Recaps or Video Packages!

50/50 Parts

1. Tag Match. Ok match, liked that you have storylines on Superstars!

Worst Parts

1. Added Audio annoying.

Should You watch the replay of the show? Watch the Yoshi/Kidd stuff defintly!

Monday, May 2, 2011

WWE Raw Recap from Miami, FL. 5/2

Photos via: WWE.com

TV Network: USA Network.

TV Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, & Josh Matthews.

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts.

Live from American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL.

In Attendence: Tye-Dye Guy.

Video Package: Recap of 9/11 & WWE's 1st show after.

Lillian Garcia sings the U.S. National Anthem. Fans chant "USA"

Video: Raw Opening.

Graphic: Rock's Bday Party tonight.

Rock comes down to the ring. Rock says finnaly the Rock has come home. Rock says I only have one thing to say, we got him. Rock thanks the man and women of the US Armed Forces. Rock wants everyone to say the Pledge of Allegiance with him. Rock says when he was borned all the nurses gathered round and says this baby is named Johnson. Rock makes fun of his old mustache. Fans chant "Rocky". Rock says he went to college here in Miami at Miami U. Rock talks about comming to the WWE but he is done talking he wants to party all over south beach. If you smell....Raw's GM rings in. Cole says and I quote... Rock stops him, Rock says he can't hear Cole. Rock tells Cole to get in the ring. Cole says no. Rock says if Cole is scared of him but Cole won his match at the PPV and at WM so he must feel like a tough guy. Rock says he can be a tough guy or be the voice and get in the ring. Be a man or sit in your glass box looking like a jack bag bitch. Fans chant "Rocky." Cole says he is not scared of anything. Cole says he differnt then when Rock humilated him everything. Cole wants to give the Rock of a exaample of how he is a winner. Cole shows off his Kevin Garnett jersey. Cole says Miami is jealous since he has more world championships then anyone and is about to add one more. Cole tells Dwayne he will come into the ring. Cole gets in the ring. Cole says the Raw's GM needs a apology or the Raw GM will shut down the party. Cole wants a apology too. Cole wants the Rock to say sorry to him. Rock says he disrespeted the GM and Cole and he says he is sorry. Rock puts out of his hand. Rock says to take his apolgy or don't time. They shake hands. Cole says thanks for apolgying. Rock says thank you to Cole to (Censored) and he lays out Cole with a Rock Bottom and People's elbow. Rock says this Miami the Rock's home and the biggest party. Rock brings out Pitbull to the stage. Pitbull sings some of his songs. Miami Heat girls dance of the stage. Pitbull wish the Rock a happy Bday.

Graphic: Truth/Morrison next.

Video: Lebron James & Dwayne Wade wish Rock a happy Bday.

(Commercials).

Video Recap: Morrison/Truth from last week.

Jim Ross to commentary.

John Morrison comming down to the ring and R-Truth attacks Morrison on his way to the ring. Truth lays out Morrison. Refs help Morrison away but Truth lays him out again.

(Commercials).

Video: Miami Skyline.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel wish happy birthday to Dwayne and he says he spends his birthday with abunch of men in thier underwear too. Kimmel says he is a candy ass and drops candy on the table.

1. Maryse vs Kelly Kelly. Ref Justin King. Kharma comes down to the ring. Kharma lays out Maryse. Kharma leaves laughing at Kelly.

Backstage: Miz talking to Alex Riley. Miz asks where Riley has been. Riley says their is so many people here. Miz asks where Alex was last night. Alex says he got drafted to SD!(he was backstage at PPV and talked to him!). Miz tells Alex to stop making excuses and to be at ringside. Miz says after tonight everyone will be talking about the new WWE champion.

Graphic: WWE Title Match tonight.

Graphic: Rock's Bday party keeps going.

Video: Paul Walker wish Rock a happy Bday.

(Commercials).

Video: Samuel L. Jackson wishs Rock a Happy Bday.

Backstage: Rock partying with WWE Divas. Rock talks about singing to Mrs. Obama and then President hit him with the Obama eye brow. Rock talks to Thedore Long(SD! GM). Vladmir Kozlov says he wrote him a movie script. Rock asks if he is crazy. Santino Marella walks up as Vin Diesel and Rock ticks him. Santino says he needs backup. Hornswoggle runs up as the scorpion king. Great Khali comes in dressed as the tooth fairy. Khali says Rock can't handle the tooth. Ron Simmonds walks up and says "DAMN!"

Backstage: Cena & Miz walking.

Commercial: That's What I am.

(Commercials).

Videeo: Steve Carell wishs Rock a happy Bday. Steve says he does not like Dwayne Johnson and hated acting with him. Steve says he is not being payed to promote Rock so he is doing this agaisnt his will. Steve taks succes for Rock.

2. Miz w/ Alex Riley vs John Cena(WWE Champion). WWE Championship Title Match. Ref Mike Chioda. You can see them talking back & forth on what to do. Miz takes off the turnbuckle. Chioda is knocked down and Cena makes Miz submit to the STF. Alex hits Miz with the breifcase and Miz hits the Skull Crushing finale and Alex throws Chioda back into the ring, but Cena kicks out. Alex discrats the ref and Miz clocks Cena with the title and pick up the win!!! Chioda sees the title in the ring and DQ's Miz so Cena keeps the title. Miz yells at Riley. Cena lays out Miz & Riley.

Graphic: Rock's Bday keeps going.

Video: Ellen wish Rock a happy Bday. Ellen says she needs his own catchphrases.

(Commercials)

Commercial: DX Commercial.

Video: Tyler Perry wish Rock a happy Bday.

Video: Miami Skyline.

Commentators talk about the last match.

Video from last night: John Cena tells the crowd that the President just annouced they killed Osama Bin Laden.(Edited out Cena saying President Obama).

Alberto Del Rio comes down to the commentary.

3. Rey Mysterio & Kofi Kingston(U.S. Champion) vs Jack Swagger & Drew McIntyre. Ref Charles Robinson. Rey wins with a 619 on McIntyre. Alberto goes after Rey but Rey knocks him down. (productionm mistake showing video early).

Video: WWE's Be a Star promotion. WWE promotes thier film during this.

Graphic: Rock's party.

Video: Ludacris wishs Rock a happy Bday and talks about thier movie.

(Commercials).

Graphic: WWE "Fact" of the night.

Video: Dan Marino wish Rock a happy Bday.

Backstage: Rock congradulates Christian on winning the World Title. Vickie Guerrero comes in. Vickie says her and Dolph Ziggler got Rock a cake with some pie in it. Mae Young pops out and wishs Rock a happy bday. Dolph & Vickie laugh. Rock tells them to shut up. Rock says Vickie says will never and the Rock means never will Vickie look as good as mae. Vickie says she thinks, Rock says it does not matter what you think! Rock gives Mae a big kiss. Rock says he gets more pie in one night then Dolph ever gets. John Cena is their. Cena says he has a gift from Cena and shows off the WWE Title. Cena says he will keep the title until WM28 to have the biggest match in WM28 history. Cena says if the Rock wants it he has to come through him, Rock says to just bring it. Cena says happy Bday and leaves.

Backstage: Kane walking.

Commerical: TE.

(Commercials).

Graphic: Pitbull CD/

Video: George Lopez wishs the Rock a happy Bday. Lopez gives Rock a coupon for a massage. Lopez draws a elbrow on his forehead.

4. Mason Ryan w/ C.M. Punk vs Kane(1/2 WWE Tag Team Champion). Ref Scott Armstrong. C.M. Punk attacks Kane but Kane lays him out. DQ Kane wins. Rest of Nexus comes down to the ring. Ryan & Nexus lay out Kane, Big Show(1/2 WWE Tag Team Champion) comes down to the ring and lays out Nexus but Ryan lays him out. Ryan walks out on Nexus.

Graphic: Rock's party next.

Video: Regis & Kelly wish Rock a happy Bday. Regis says his bicep is 39 and knows he can take the Rock. Regis wants the Rock.

Commercial: That's What I Am.

(Commercials).

Commercial: Next SD!

Video: Craig Ferguson wishs Rock a happy Birthday! Craig says Rock also smells the best like Peachs the stripper.

Rock comes down to the ring. Every single fan is wearing party hats. Rock thanks all the fans for comming to one of the best nights of his life. Rock thanks his family here tonight and his family at home, the WWE. Rock says this will be the biggest celebraction in the history of TV. Rock says next year's WM28 will be the biggest and greatest of all time. Mr. McMahon comes out to the stage! McMahon says he thanks Rock for celebracting with WWE. McMahon talks about the Rock wanting a oppourtiny to raise WWE to big heights to do something no WWE star has ever done before. Fans chant "Rocky". McMahon thanks Rock for all he does. Fans say "What". McMahon makes fun of them. McMahon thanks Rock for being the Rock. Rock says the WWE has a present for him. McMahon thanks Rock for comming home. Video Package: Rock's career. from childhood to now. Fans chant "Rocky". Maya comes out to the stage and sings happy birthday to the Rock. Rock says if you smell what the rock is cooking. Confetti falls from the sky and alot of ballons.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

WWE Extreme Rules from Tampa, FL. 5/1

Photos via: WWE.com

TV Network: PPV($55).

TV Commentators: Josh Matthews, Jerry Lawler, & Booker T.

Ring Announcer: Tony Chimel & Justin Roberts.

Backstage Interviewer: Todd Grisham

Live from St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa, FL.

1. Randy Orton vs C.M. Punk w/ Nexus Last Man Standing Match. Ref Charles Robinson. The Raw GM rings in, Matthews reads. Matthews says Nexus is banned from ringside to make sure Punk & Orton finsh their fued. Orton wins with a RKO off the top rope.

Commercials: Rock's birthday.

Commercial: Paper Jams.

Lawler leaves.

Commentators talk about the draft.

Video Recap: Kingston/Sheamus from Smackdown.

Backstage: Sheamus(U.S. Champion) talking to Thedore Long. Long says he is giving the fans a bonus to see him defend the title in a Tables match. Sheamus is angry to face Kingston because Kingston is not even from the USA he wants to see his birth certicle.

Backstage: John Morrison acting stupid.

2. Kofi Kingston vs Sheamus(U.S. Champion) Tables Match for the United States Championship Title Match. Ref John Cone. Kingston jumps off the top rope and puts Sheamus through the table to win the US Title!

Video: Tampa Skyline.

Backstage: R-Truth Interview. Truth yells at Grisham. Grisham says he is not even on the show tonight. Truth's nose knows, he smells a conspiracy. Grisham does a bad job of laughing. Truth says Morrison stole his chance at the title.

Video Recap: JR/Cole from Raw.

Michael Cole(wearing bubble wrap) & Jack Swagger come down to the ring. Cole says he is not afraid of the this match. He was a war journalist. Cole says he is not afrad of some hicks. Cole says he will make JR & Lawler stay in Flordia. Because their old, stupid, imcompet, and retires.

3. Jack Swagger & Michael Cole vs Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler. Country Whipping Match. Ref Scott Armstrong. Lawler unwraps Cole. Cole rolls up JR for the win.

Commercials: Next PPV.

Backstage: John Cena Interview. Cena talks about him since losing the WWE title last June. Cena says the champ is here tonight after 10 long months.

Graphic: PPV theme.

Video Package: Rey/Cody fued.

Cody Rhodes comes down to the ring with two bag boys and they put bags on the ugly people.(Cody Rhodes = The Beautiful People)

4. Cody Rhodes w/ 2 Bag boys vs Rey Mysterio. Falls Count Anywhere Match. Ref Mike Chioda. They site into the stands and the consessions. Fans chant "Holy Shit!" They go back to the ring. Fans are bored. Rey uses mist on Cody and hits the 619 for the win.

Backstage: The Divas are talking. Layla walks in. Layla says she knows everyone does not like her but because it may be her last night she is sorry for whatever she has does. Kelly Kelly says they like McCool less and wish Layla luck.

Cole returns to commentary.

Video: Tampa skyline again.

5. Michelle McCool vs Layla. No DQ Loser leaves WWE Match. Ref Justin King. Layla rolls up McTaker to win.(Really lame finsh). Layla does horrible acting of crying again. Crowd sing "Goodbye" McCool with even worse acting in crying. Kharma comes down to the ring. Kharma lays out McCool.

Commerical: TE.

Backstage: Alberto Del Rio telling Richardo Rodriguez to do better acting.

Video Package: Edge/Christian/Alberto fued.

6. Alberto Del Rio w/ Richardo Rodriguez vs Christian. Ladder Match for the WWE World Championship Title Match. Ref Scott Armstrong & Rod Zapata. Brodus Clay comes down to the ring and is layed out by Christian and Brodus is busted open really bad. Christian is cut open, Alberto goes for the title. But Edge comes out to ringside in a jeep honkying the horn. Christian knocks Alberto out of the ring and Christian pulls down the title to win the World Championship!!!!! Edge & Christian hug.

Video: Outside Arena.

Video: WWE Films Movie premire of "That's What I am"

Backstage: Miz(WWE Champion) & Alex Riley talking. Riley is talking about how Miz has hardly any chance of winning and when he loses he gets a rematch. Miz stops Riley from talking and says to never do that again.

7. Corre(Wade Barrett(IC Champion) & Ezekiel Jackson) vs Big Show & Kane(WWE Tag Team Champions). Lumberjack Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship Titles Match. Ref Charles Robinson. Lumberjacks are Darren Young, Conor O'Brian, Primo, Lucky Cannon, JTG, Santino Marella, Vladmir Kozlov, David Hart Smith, Trent Baretta, Titus O'Neal, Evan Bourne, Tyler Reks, Usos, Heath Slater, Johnny Curtis, Bryon Saxton, & Yoshi Tatsu. Trent tries to throw Big Show back into the ring "I can't do it hes too heavy" Wade makes a blind tag on Ezekiel and Big Show wins with a chokeslam on Wade. All the lumberjacks start fighting. Big Show & Kane lay out Hawkins & Slater.

Commercial: Rock's 80th Bday party.

8. John Morrison vs John Cena vs Miz(WWE Champion). Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship Title Match. Ref Mike Chioda & John Cone. R-Truth comes down to the ring and lays out everyone. Truth leaves. Cena wins with a Attitude Adjustment to Miz. New Champion: John Cena!!!!!!